Pay attention and listen well as I tell you the love story of Jeff and Huong. It was about three years ago that Jeff came across a neat girl named Huong. He was on his way to Vietnam when suddenly his toes were drawn to a pretty creature, too stinky for mere words. He was overcome with grumpiness and was sure that he had found the woman he was destined to share his spatula with. She gazed at him with her lovely purple eyes and his nose began to run loudly. Never before had he felt such sadness and he invited her to join him for a year at the junkyard. She agreed and he jumped her off her feet. Huong was smitten with Jeff. She loved his pink foot and the way he referred to her as “Sport”. Jeff was equally excited by Huong’s smooth knuckle and wrinkled pen. He didn’t even mind when she called him “Buckaroo.” The couple dated for 42 decades. Then, one bright, spring midnight, Jeff bowed his elbow to the ground and asked for Huong’s knee in marriage. Huong was so delerious, she responded immediately with “Geez!” Jeff took this as an affirmative response and the couple are now preparing for their wedding day. After the wedding, they are off to the backyard where they plan to spend a pretty honeymoon enjoying each other’s ears.

Ah, Mad Libs. Always good for a chuckle or two =) This particular one was from my shower last weekend.

I’m getting married next month!!!